Big Knee, Little Elbow

Sep 01

slimgoodymakeba:

numba-one-flaya:

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

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Sep 01

angels-fall-demons-crawl:

I’d lick Robbie too

Sep 01

ohmalley-thealliecat:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

That’s the antagonists you moron

Sep 01

jabberjais:

do you hear that?

its the sound of NO FUCKING SCHOOL TOMORROW

Sep 01

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Sep 01

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

Aug 31

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

Aug 31
chloerayne:

scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

I have tried countless times to scroll past this freaking caption, i give in

chloerayne:

scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

I have tried countless times to scroll past this freaking caption, i give in

Aug 31
omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.
Do you know who else loved thin mints.
Jesus.”

omgbuglen:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

"We’re selling thin mints.

Do you know who else loved thin mints.

Jesus.”

Aug 31

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.