how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
Beckendorf and Silena walked ahead of us, holding hands, and we gave them some space.
Watching them, with my arm around Annabeth for support, I felt pretty uncomfortable. I silently cursed Beckendorf for being so brave, and I don’t mean for facing the dragon. After three years, he’d finally gotten the courage to ask Silena Beauregard out. It wasn’t fair.
if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
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- Me after just cleaning my room: Wow, I am never letting my room get messy again!
- The next day: has anyone seen my bed
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
i actually had an argument with my science teacher about this and i came to school with a sign that said, ‘PLUTO IS A REAL PLANET’ and didn’t talk to him for like a week
