Big Knee, Little Elbow

May 19

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

May 19

quote Beckendorf and Silena walked ahead of us, holding hands, and we gave them some space.
Watching them, with my arm around Annabeth for support, I felt pretty uncomfortable. I silently cursed Beckendorf for being so brave, and I don’t mean for facing the dragon. After three years, he’d finally gotten the courage to ask Silena Beauregard out. It wasn’t fair.

Percy Jackson and the Bronze Dragon, Rick Riordan (via percyandheroesquotes)
May 19

zackisontumblr:

vicfuencats:

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

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May 19

REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.

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May 19

no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it 

May 19

elefantesrosasenmicabeza:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

disneyismyescape:

thanks for the adventure
now go have a new one!
love ellie 

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:’) <3

May 19
  • Me after just cleaning my room: Wow, I am never letting my room get messy again!
  • The next day: has anyone seen my bed
May 19

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

May 19

fuckinq:

im bored as fuck i tried sleeping but i failed

May 19

wills-dragon-tattoo:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

i actually had an argument with my science teacher about this and i came to school with a sign that said, ‘PLUTO IS A REAL PLANET’ and didn’t talk to him for like a week